IRC Shtoof

[hesham8]

<Storm> hesh you miss all the funny things people say
<Storm> cause you leave before they come on
<%hesham8> Well, I guess that's because America logs off before the interesting part of the world is here.
<%hesham8> I bet they do that on purpose.
<%hesham8> "Wait till the bloody Yanks leave. Then the fun starts."

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<%hesham8> <%hesham8> Someone
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> Name a random thing I could set up
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> That has to do with community service
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> (Positive Community Service)
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> Walk for Sickle Cell Anemia sound good?
<%hesham8> <Storm> why don't you cure cancer
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> I'm already doing htat
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> On my playstation.
<%hesham8> <Storm> lol
<%hesham8> <Storm> what about on your pc
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> ****it. I can't be expected to run Folding@Home anywhere other than my PS3.

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<%hesham8> <Storm> you like sheep hesh?
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> I like eating sheep.
<%hesham8> <%hesham8> Does that count?

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<Storm> wheres hesh?
<Czar_Steve> I don’t care where he is.
<Storm> I hope he's been kidnapped
<Storm> And getting tortured.
* hesham8 is back
<Storm> you're back?
<hesham8> I was thirsty. I got some laban.
<Storm> lolwut?<hesham8> Basically a yoghurt drink. It’s traditional in Bahrain.
<Czar_Steve> Shit. You were tortured.

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<%hesham8> Steve, which do you think is better
<%hesham8> A term paper that's covered with coffee stains
<%hesham8> or a term paper that has water damage
<%hesham8> and a bit of dirt.
<@Czar_Steve> I think printing a new copy would be best.

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<%hesham8> I've been writing this song
<%hesham8> For guitar
<%hesham8> And I've got the end done
<%hesham8> And the overall rhythm in
<%hesham8> But I can't start it
<Testarossa> but it sounds horrible?
<+Shea> Hey hesham8 give me the cords
<%hesham8> Pfft. Chords
<%hesham8> By "I'm writing a song" I mean, I'm flailing wildly on guitar.

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<%hesham8> BRB
<%hesham8> If you hear about an explosion
<%hesham8> in Chicago
<%hesham8> While I'm gone
<%hesham8> I have nothing to do with it
<Storm|Anime> hang on
<Storm|Anime> I need your address so I can go collect your pc and ps3
<+Shea> storm if it explodes why do you need an address?
<Storm|Anime> OMG turn on fox
<+Shea> what?
<Storm|Anime> theyve invented remote controlled cats

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<@Czar_Steve> That was gay hesham8.
<%hesham8> In a good way?

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<%hesham8> Nice one steve.
<%hesham8> I think I should cut myself
<%hesham8> Because of that one liner.
* +lalalakid /wrists on hesham8
* +lalalakid ([Only registered and activated users can see links. ]) Quit (Quit: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ])
<%hesham8> God damnit lalala!
<%hesham8> Now I have blood all over my dick

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<@Czar_Steve> Time to decide.
<@Czar_Steve> Watch porn vs. Watch anime.
<waylonzzz> watch anime ftw
<%hesham8> YOu can do both.
<%hesham8> Steve, Hentai.
<@Czar_Steve> Hentai makes me laugh more than horny.
<@Czar_Steve> Tentacles everywhere.

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<+clam> Hesham
<+clam> Is mike herE?
<%hesham8> Well, he just +v'd you
<%hesham8> So I'd say yes, but he doesn't like you. :o

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<%hesham8> Clam
<%hesham8> You know that really long thread in GZP IRC called "IRC Shtoof" or whatever?
<%hesham8> That was only an 3 hours of IRC
<%hesham8> I bet in a week, we'd fill the bandwidth limit
<%hesham8> Wait...Christmas
<%hesham8> Hmm...3 Times the bandwidth limit
<%hesham8> Because what are a bunch of losers going to do for the Holidays?

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<+lalalakid> who do u hate more
<+lalalakid> me or clam
<%hesham8> whichever one of you hates me more, I hate less.
<+lalalakid> i <3 you
<+lalalakid> :p
<%hesham8> Using that line of logic...
<%hesham8> I utterly despise you.

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<%hesham8> If you get a 3.5, kill yourself.
<@Czar_Steve> Hesham.
<@Czar_Steve> Not only will I kill myself.
<@Czar_Steve> I'll add you to my will.
<%hesham8> I take it that that's your way of saying, "It'll never happen"?
<@Czar_Steve> Hah.
<@Czar_Steve> Actually, if I was going to die, my will would be freaking hilarious.
<Storm> lol
<%hesham8> Like what?
<@Czar_Steve> I would give all my teachers $6.02.
<@Czar_Steve> All my Chemistry Teachers*
<%hesham8> Free Pot to the physics teachers, and pans to the math teachers. (Lol)

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<Unregistered> I am now a hacker
<%hesham8> We need to make a notice
<%hesham8> Warning: Joining this site does not make you hacker.

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<+clam> ?msg nickserv identify ilovepie
<+clam> ..
<+clam> OMFG
<%hesham8> **CHanges Clam's GZP Password**
<+clam> dont
<+clam> wtf'

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I <3 GZP IRC

[Storm]

You really want to find a funny quote don't you. Only one of those doesn't have me in it. I feel ashamed =[
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[hesham8]

Learn to count. You aren't in two of these.

[Storm]

That's cause you added more, don't think I didn't see "Last edited by hesham8 : Today at 02:52 PM." I am in numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 and 7.

<%hesham8> BRB
<%hesham8> If you hear about an explosion
<%hesham8> in Chicago
<%hesham8> While I'm gone
<%hesham8> I have nothing to do with it
<Storm|Anime> hang on
<Storm|Anime> I need your address so I can go collect your pc and ps3
<+Shea> storm if it explodes why do you need an address?
<Storm|Anime> OMG turn on fox
<+Shea> what?
<Storm|Anime> theyve invented remote controlled cats

That be shooped, I never said "<Storm|Anime> OMG turn on fox" or " <Storm|Anime> theyve invented remote controlled cats"
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[¢lam]

Ahaha I'm laughing so hard, because this was all funny.
But seriously dude, we all <3 gzp irc!

[XTZGZoReX]

Bah. Edited quotes are ****ing lame.