The almost-owned-google story

[ChaosFX]

<+Chaos> i hav no ps3
<+Chaos> giv me pl0x
* @hesham8 sends Chaos a PS3 in the emails.
* +Chaos read the email
* +Chaos file too big to be sent
<+Chaos> oh noes!
<@hesham8> We better hack the emails.
<+Chaos> luls
<@hesham8> I'm being serious. Get ready to get into deep shit. Google don't mess around.
<+Chaos> LET'S DO DIS
<@hesham8> Did you bring the stuff?
<+Chaos> You bet I did, it's in the bag
<@hesham8> How the hell did you fit it all?
<@hesham8> Last time I checked, you can't fit Yahoo into a bag.
<+Chaos> I use winrar to compress it
<@hesham8> Waaait...Laptop! ...right?
<@hesham8> Oooooohhhh...That makes sense.
<+Chaos> Yes, the asus laptop that's like 1kg
<@hesham8> Alright. So you know the plan, right?
<@hesham8> We're goign to run up to the GMAIL headquarters
<@hesham8> and throw the laptop at them.
<@hesham8> In 15 minutes, it will explode
<@hesham8> But unlike traditional explosions
<@hesham8> it will send out nanobots.
<@hesham8> These nanobots will fuse with the people
<@hesham8> and will make them eat each other.
<+Chaos> .....OH SHEET
<+Chaos> I forgot to charge the laptop
<@hesham8> It's all here in this pamphlet.,
<+Chaos> I didn't follow step 5 :(
<+Chaos> Wat do we do
<@hesham8> Didn't you get a pamphlet?
<@hesham8> Dude! I called you this morning and told you not to forget to charge it!
<+Chaos> um..I didn't have anything to wipe..when I was in the toilet..
<@hesham8> ..
<@hesham8> So...
<+Chaos> Do you have batteries
<@hesham8> Only this car battery.
<@hesham8> I like to carry it around
<@hesham8> I...I don't know why. Part of me wants to set it on fire.
<+Chaos> hmm
<+Chaos> Let me dig into my other bag
* +Chaos digs
<+Chaos> Ah ha I found 2 aa batteries
<+Chaos> It'll last for 15 min
<+Chaos> LET DO DIS
<@hesham8> WAIT!
<@hesham8> You have an asus.
<@hesham8> That'll be 5 minutes.
<+Chaos> NOOO
<@hesham8> SO don't put them in until we're right by the place!
<+Chaos> I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THE SONY
<+Chaos> Ok, I'll follow you
<+Chaos> Let's go
* @hesham8 goes.
* +Chaos follows
* @hesham8 stops in front of the window.
<@hesham8> There's a reason I stopped here.
<+Chaos> Nao?
<+Chaos> Y?
<@hesham8> I heard sexy noises coming from the window.
<+Chaos> Noo
<+Chaos> We must not get distracted
<%Sv3nt3k> hesham8, I walked by.
<+Chaos> Follow the plan!!1
<@hesham8> LET'S DO IT!
<+Chaos> Do I throw nao?
<+Heshbag9> EWWWW
<@hesham8> Nao.
* Heshbag9 is now known as hesham8`
* +Chaos puts in the battery and throws
<+Chaos> RUNNNNNN
@hesham8> Huh...It didn't esplode.
<+Chaos> ..
<+Chaos> I put the battery in backwards...
<@hesham8> GOD DAMN IT!
<+hesham8`> GOD DAMN IT!
<@hesham8> WE WERE SO CLOSE!
<+Chaos> NOOOOESSS
<@hesham8> I COULD TASTE THE WIN!!!
* +Chaos stabs self
* @hesham8 watches.
* +Chaos bleeeeeds
* +Chaos says End of Story

.....Noes We were so close

[¢lam]

Chaos phailed again :(.

[gazza]

Lol, loving this xD. Nothing better to do with a dead mIrc channel :)

[ChaosFX]

so close.....

[¢lam]

So very very close.. But you phailed.. Now me and hesham can't hook-up.. DAMN YOU

[mm_pl0z]

hahahaha


what

the


eff

[TruthIzMoney]

Whats this about? its funny though, just random boredness?

[¢lam]

Well, IRC is always dead because half the channels afk. So we find random things to do :D

[voldelinde]

nice lol i like the story XD

[Storm]

Ha ha, that was awesome.
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