The Future of H-games

[Messiah]

* cakey is now known as COH
<COH> ROFLMAO
<COH> LOL
<COH> HAHAHAHA
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<Sammael> ?
<COH> GOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
<Sammael> ...
<@Nightmare> ****ing Japs.
<COH> lol
<Sammael> and there's a lady's version
<COH> check out the pics
<COH> yeah
<Sammael> somcom_01.jpg
<COH> read the comment
<COH> read the comments
<@Nightmare> A fist, haha.
<COH> "if someone asks, it's a highpowered microscope... with fists!"
<@Nightmare> Holy shit.
<@Nightmare> A penis.
<@Nightmare> DO WANT>
<Sammael> super powered microscope
<Serenade> Lol..
<Sammael> looks pretty small though
<@Nightmare> Well.
<@Nightmare> We don't know the dimensions.
<COH> rofl
<COH> LOLI
<@Nightmare> In any case, since it's probably for japanese people, it's not like the plastic penis needs to be big.
<@XTZGZoReX> lol
<Serenade> true.
<@Nightmare> Still.
<@Nightmare> Look at the base of that machine.
<@Nightmare> Are you suppose to sit on that?
<@Nightmare> Uncomfy.
<Serenade> "That thing is so scary. Why would ANYONE be so stupid as to hook their junk up to a computer. What if the game crashed and that thing ripped your dick off? You'd never live that down..."
<Serenade> lol!
<Sammael> lol
<@Nightmare> It wouldn't.
<@Nightmare> It simply moves up and down.
<Serenade> that's one of the comments zzz...
<@Nightmare> It's not like the shit rotates and ****ing flips.
<Sammael> ""The dildo angles freely as your request." From their website concerning the "female version.""
<Sammael> "In my days, we had to wank with our own hands! And we LIKED it! Hell... when I was your age, we wanked barefoot, in the winter, and uphill both ways! And when we got arrested for wanking on a hill, we used our own two hands to "bribe" the officer! And he LIKED it!
<Sammael> ... That rant got a lot dirtier than I had intended. My apologies to any officers, Royal Canadian Mounties, or constables that may read it."
<@XTZGZoReX> lol
<@Nightmare> Ok.
<@Nightmare> Let me point out something...
<@Nightmare> Are there h-games for women?
<Sammael> you've never played x-change have you?
<@Nightmare> If there is, it's probably male:female 1000000000000000000:1.
<Sammael> "BEST. WII. ATTACHMENT. EVAR."
<@Nightmare> IT does look like a Wii attachment...
<Sammael> "i gonna overclock this baby "
<Sammael> reminds me of that rez game
<@Nightmare> I think I would get bored of an H-game.
<@Nightmare> Me: "**** trying to solve some puzzle just so I can rape some chick *goes to PS3*".

Terrifying.