Pelicans and Kangaroos

[]V[irage]

zerocool made a bot that allowed pelicans to fight kangaroos.

[22:59] <&WiccanBot> A Pelican has dealt 451 damage to A Kangaroo, it is now A Kangaroo's turn
[22:59] <~Mirage> See.
[22:59] <~Mirage> Now what the **** was that.
[23:00] <&zerocool> he
[23:00] <&zerocool> got
[23:00] <&zerocool> a critical hit
[23:00] <~Mirage> That was not a critical hit.
[23:00] <&zerocool> No
[23:00] <&zerocool> it was a critical hit
[23:01] <&zerocool> I just
[23:01] <&zerocool> set his dexterity
[23:01] <&zerocool> to 900.
[23:01] <~Mirage> How is that a fair fight?
[23:01] <&zerocool> HE ONLY HAD A 90% CHANCE OF A CRITICAL HIT

Then some time later involving an obviously paint-edited picture of a pelican.

[24:05] <~Mirage> Don, pelicans do not have lasers.
[24:05] <&zerocool> I clearly see lasers on this pelican.
[24:05] <~Mirage> Did you just open up paint and draw lasers on a pelican?
[24:05] <&zerocool> Nope.
[24:05] <~Mirage> Is that toothpaste colored lasers?
[24:06] <&zerocool> No, its cyan.
[24:06] <~Mirage> You drew lasers
[24:06] <&zerocool> I did not draw lasers
[24:06] <~Mirage> On the pelicans.
[24:06] <&zerocool> on the pelicans

I got like 3 giggles out of it.

[dragonice13]

Mirage, what happened to the site? It says that the account was suspended.

[NdP]

Mirage, Pelicans do have lasers. Only the majestic ones though.

[J-xToF]

ROFL. anyone got the pic of the pelican>?

[Messiah]

The rarest of the pelican species, the majestic emr-pelican is capable of killing a full grown man with little more than a laser blast.
True story.