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Cows and Bazookas
hitachihex: a cow
hitachihex: has no idea
Mirage: It might
Mirage: if you pointed it angrily
hitachihex: what a mother****ing
hitachihex: bazooka is
Mirage: well
Mirage: he certainly knows now.
hitachihex: NO HE DOES NOT
hitachihex: BECAUSE HE ISN'T ALIVE
hitachihex: I HOPE YOU SENT YOUR CONDOLENCES
hitachihex: TO THE COWS FAMILY
hitachihex: DEAR MR AND MRS. COW
Mirage: I did, actually.
hitachihex: I SHOT YOUR SON\DAUGHTER
hitachihex: WITH A BAZOOKA
hitachihex: P.S
hitachihex: YOU'RE NEXT
Mirage: Oh
Mirage: So cows can read
Mirage: But when it comes to recognizing bazookas
Mirage: we're suddenly outside of their intellectual range?
hitachihex: MOOZOOKA.
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Mirage: Don, pelicans do not have lasers.
HitachiHex: I clearly see lasers on this pelican.
Mirage: Did you just open up paint and draw lasers on a pelican?
HitachiHex: Nope.
Mirage: Is that toothpaste colored lasers?
HitachiHex: No, its cyan.
Mirage: You drew lasers
HitachiHex: I did not draw lasers
Mirage: on the pelicans.
HitachiHex: on the pelicans.
Last edited by ]V[irage; 04-22-2009 at 06:54 AM.
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