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Explosive Giraffes
[06:33] <+Methaxime> ;p
[06:33] <&zerocool> we're
[06:33] <&zerocool> currently
[06:33] <&zerocool> dousing a giraffe
[06:33] <&zerocool> with gasoline
[06:33] <&zerocool> and applying
[06:33] <&zerocool> c4
[06:33] <&zerocool> just wait a second
[06:34] <&zerocool> do not ask
[06:34] <&zerocool> where we obtained
[06:34] <&zerocool> a giraffe
[06:34] <&zerocool> this is strictly confidential
[06:34] <&zerocool> however
[06:34] <&zerocool> our plan
[06:34] <&zerocool> is to invade
[06:34] <&zerocool> certain places
[06:35] <thenub> o.o
[06:35] <~Mirage> lol
[06:35] <&zerocool> to just
[06:35] <&zerocool> ride a giraffe
[06:35] <&zerocool> to someones house
[06:35] <&zerocool> and light it on fire
[06:35] <~Mirage> loooooooooooool
[06:35] <&zerocool> we want
[06:35] <&zerocool> to gather statistics
[06:35] <&zerocool> on peoples reaction
[06:35] <&zerocool> to exploding giraffes
[06:35] <~Mirage> BEHOLD
[06:35] <~Mirage> AN EXPLOSIVE GIRAFFE
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Mirage: Don, pelicans do not have lasers.
HitachiHex: I clearly see lasers on this pelican.
Mirage: Did you just open up paint and draw lasers on a pelican?
HitachiHex: Nope.
Mirage: Is that toothpaste colored lasers?
HitachiHex: No, its cyan.
Mirage: You drew lasers
HitachiHex: I did not draw lasers
Mirage: on the pelicans.
HitachiHex: on the pelicans.
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