Funny Quotes by Demented People (IRC Quotes)

[Aaron]

[12:23am] <@SHaW> Give head, stop breathe, get up
[12:24am] <&Aaron> hmm.. is semen part of the diet plan?
[12:25am] <@SHaW> Protien is Good for you.

Also...

[12:19am] <&Aaron> SHaW, grab the vacuum cleaner.
[12:19am] * @SHaW grabs the bagless vacuum cleaner
[12:20am] * &Aaron knocks on his own head. "Aw I almost forgot."
[12:20am] <Ph0bic> ah. bagless. insider-information, eh?
[12:20am] <&Aaron> instead of a vacuum cleaner, Aaron brings out Kimmi because she's also good at sucking

[coldfx]

* Aaron humps Coldfx
<Aaron> that counts as a hug

[seipokai]

this is fun

[alwaysfree]

[12:28] <runner38> Vash, do u know y bill gates is so rich?
[12:28] <moklop> money hax
[12:28] <runner38> yes
[12:29] <Hazel> life is maplestory and bill gates is a vac hacker
[12:29] <cake-kun17> bill gates is a scammer
[12:29] <cake-kun17> maplestory = life
[12:29] <cake-kun17> hands down

[xxIphackerIPxx]

<MUGRootBeer> School has set +b on Zhen.
Mug root beer is me btw xD

[ThievingSix]

<ThievingSix> r2k type /ame hugs ThievingSix
<r2k> no
<ThievingSix> T_T


meh was worth a try

[xxIphackerIPxx]

Originally Posted by ThievingSix

<ThievingSix> r2k type /ame hugs ThievingSix
<r2k> no
<ThievingSix> T_T


meh was worth a try

heh, i type what thieving said to r2k LOL...it worked on 1 person.

[coldfx]

[17:24] * SteveSOSP3 cries
[17:24] ColdFusionX: Good boy.
[17:24] ColdFusionX: Don't make me have Vash rapez Jew.
[17:24] SteveSOSP3: ...
[17:24] Vash: i rape jews all the time
[17:24] Vash: in the nose
[17:24] Aaron: :o
[17:24] ColdFusionX: Yup.
[17:24] * Aaron has a short nose

[ThievingSix]

*Batman theme song*
Hurry r2k to the #staff channel!!!
*du duh duh dum duh duh duh dum*
Mug rootbeer is back what do we do!!!
r2k: I'll handle it!!!

<r2k> hi DairyQueen
<Shea> :P its r2k :P
* Shea says hi
<DairyQueen> Hello, Who might you be? I havn't seen your name on gunzoffline forum's.
<r2k> I'm your worst nightmare :)
<r2k> so.. why don't you actually get it?
<r2k> why can't you understand that you're not wanted?
<DairyQueen> Omg. Your a squirrel?
<DairyQueen> Everyone love's DairyQueen, We have blizzard's.
<Shea> ...
<r2k> I don't.
<Shea> me eather.
<DairyQueen> 0.o
<r2k> On the contrary, I dislike DairyQueen, as well as MUGRootBeer.
<DairyQueen> Root beer is good...Isnt mug classic?
<r2k> maybe you're not quite getting it..
* DairyQueen has quit IRC ([GamerzPlanet.XploitIRC.net] Local kill by r2k (just leave))

[SteveSOSP3]

[20:31] <SteveSOSP3> the IRC closed on me yesterday :(
[20:31] *** AProphetOfNight has quit (Quit:)
[20:31] <cake-kun17> the interned died yesterday
[20:31] <Xalyx> Yay..
[20:31] <cake-kun17> skyline installed another internet
[20:31] <Xalyx> Shea..sick..-_-
[20:31] <cake-kun17> from microsoft this time
[20:31] <SteveSOSP3> u dont just "install internet"
[20:31] <Peace> LOL
[20:31] <Peace> i wanna install a new internet
[20:31] <Peace> =D
[20:32] <SteveSOSP3> haha
[20:32] <cake-kun17> any1 have an activation key for the internet
[20:32] <cake-kun17> mine's trial version