Funny Quotes by Demented People (IRC Quotes)

[Hardy Boiz]

Lol? what is this? just a section posting quotes?

[alwaysfree]

Lol? what is this? just a section posting quotes?

dont go off topics.. >_>

[ZephyReaver]

r2k me > avg
Zephy lol
r2k i can bypass av's when writing a keylogger.. therefore me > avg

Zephy wow, i think it will take me another 2 years for me to learn to write a virus/keylogger =(
Hazel just make something competely new
r2k lol
r2k Zephy, i'll sell you code ;)

Zephy sell haahha
Hazel oh lawd
petchay lol
Zephy omg r2k is smiling!
Chris meow?
r2k just make sure it doesn't end up on gzp

[pursuited]

<moogle> !seen ICE}
<GamerZPlanet> Looking for yourself, eh moogle?
<moogle> piece of shit
<Pursuited> !seen Pursuited
<GamerZPlanet> Looking for yourself, eh Pursuited?
<Pursuited> lol
<moogle> !seen pursuited
<GamerZPlanet> Pursuited is on the channel right now!
<moogle> o rly?
<Pursuited> I am?
<moogle> i think
<Pursuited> !seen ICE}
<GamerZPlanet> ICE} is on the channel right now (as moogle) !
<moogle> not sure
<Pursuited> !seen GamerZPlanet
<GamerZPlanet> You found me, Pursuited!
<Pursuited> lmao
<Rachel> !seen michelle
<moogle> ...
<moogle> wow
<moogle> !seen mygirlfriend
<GamerZPlanet> I don't know who mygirlfriend is.
<moogle> sad
<Pursuited> lmao

[XTZGZoReX]

GamerZPlanet bot phails.
:<

And you weren't there.

[J-xToF]

[09:27] <J-xToF> who would want your right hand turned into a girl?
[09:27] <Chris|Sleep> maybe
[09:27] <Chris|Sleep> If she could fit in my pants
[09:27] <Chris|Sleep> >_>
[09:27] <J-xToF> ROFL
[09:28] <Chris|Sleep> <_<

[EvIl Cl0wN]

Ahem.... *clears throat*

(21:32:43) • %Chris rapes box with a pitchfork
(21:32:55) • +box hurts for weeks

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(21:35:55) —› join: (Dan) ([Only registered and activated users can see links. ])
(21:35:59) (Dan) !op
(21:36:05) (Chris) HA
(21:36:07) (Chris) THATS WHAT YOU GET
(21:36:11) (Chris) TOLD YOU ID TAKE EVERYTHING
(21:36:15) • Chris took Dan's ops
(21:36:31) —› mode: (Dan) sets mode (+o Dan)
(21:36:34) (Chris) :(
(21:36:38) (Chris) I want to see my lawyer
(21:36:42) (@Dan) lmao

[Twisterspi0]

[18:13] <chris> You have aids d33
[18:13] <chris> good job
[18:13] * hesham8 hands chris a cookie.
[18:14] <d33> wouldn't be suprised
[18:14] <chris> d33 if your girl asks where you got the hicky
[18:14] <chris> say you have a rash
[18:14] <chris> and itch alot
[18:14] <d33> that won't work
[18:14] <d33> >_>
[18:14] <chris> Then meh... just say that some crazy woman jumped on you and starting trying to suck your blood
[18:14] <chris> claiming she was a vampire
[18:14] <d33> she knows where i was on friday and aleady suspects it
[18:15] <chris> oh
[18:15] <chris> well then
[18:15] <chris> cant help you
[18:15] <chris> put makeup on
[18:15] <hesham8> Lol
[18:15] <d33> get ****ed
[18:15] <hesham8> Then it'll look some sort of...skin colored mass.
[18:15] <chris> nah
[18:15] <hesham8> No?
[18:15] <d33> lol
[18:15] <chris> get the one that matches your skin tone
[18:15] <chris> duh
[18:16] <d33> right
[18:16] <hesham8> But I don't bother looking, so...whatever.
[18:16] <d33> so im going to go into a makeup shop and try find one that matches my skin colour?
[18:16] <chris> yes
[18:16] <d33> i'll get the crap beaten out of me
[18:16] <chris> by whom?
[18:16] <hesham8> from who?
[18:16] <d33> anyone?
[18:16] <chris> why?
[18:16] <chris> -.-
[18:16] <d33> that could work
[18:17] <d33> if i got the crap beaten out of me it would just look like another bruise?
THEN SPOKE
[18:17] <manny> just hit your face alot to make it look like u got in a fight
[18:17] <manny> then just say thats part of the fight too
[18:17] <d33> hmm
[18:17] <hesham8> I didn't think you could bruise your neck.
[18:17] <chris> !google removing a hickey

Sorry but i couldn't stop laughing XD
[18:54] <d33> if i look down you can't see it
[18:54] <d33> the hickey, i mean

Can D33 look much stupider now. Muhahahaha >:D

[SteveSOSP3]

[21:25] <Czar_Steve> nForce, I got a 97% on my first exam and a 95% on my second exam.
[21:25] <lalalakid> that's what i did nForce
[21:25] <Czar_Steve> I think I have a chance.
[21:26] * lalalakid has quit IRC (Quit: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ])
[21:26] <nForce> my hypothesis as to the response, will be something to this extent 'hell no'
[21:26] <nForce> =P
[21:26] <Czar_Steve> I would basically say, "Is there a possibility that I don't have to take the final because I got high As on the previous exams."
[21:27] <nForce> if you want a zero added to your average
[21:27] <Czar_Steve> Well nForce, one of my friends has an A in chemistry, and she doesn't have to take the final.
[21:27] <nForce> I guess it would be possible
[21:27] <Czar_Steve> And my professor is like 70 years old, so I don't think he would care.
[21:27] <nForce> ah
[21:27] <Czar_Steve> Ass, haha.
[21:27] <Czar_Steve> Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.
[21:27] <Czar_Steve> That's my point.
[21:28] <nForce> I guess not
[21:28] <Czar_Steve> And if the worst situation occurs......
[21:28] <Czar_Steve> Lemonparty.

[§eptimu§]

Hey steve, when Czar said Lemonparty, he meant this really nasty site that has, uggh, you don't even wanna know, nvm

^^
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