You guys know the story,
Xeffar and I are awesome.
We're selling shit.
You should buy it.
I updated the public one to work again. Sorry it took so long, i was out for most of the weekend, because i'm cool.
The private ones still work. They will always work. I will include them in each release. I ADVERTISE FOR MYSELF CUZ I ROCK.
In the future (as i will be re-releasing this dll quite often if IJJI keeps up its shit), I will put dates on the lolhax.dll releases. This will make sure you guys can keep up with which is the newest.
Also, in an unrelated story, the moderator of the gunz section is a glass bitch.
The dlls:
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11/23/08 lolhax.dll (Public)
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Mkay, so this is the public dll we are releasing.
I won't lie, we basically released it to get a spot on the download page. But, it doesn't suck too terribly bad.
Notes:
Ijji is going to patch this fairly quickly, i'll have a new one just as quickly. Ijji ain't got shit on this. *taunts ijji*
Anyways, the godmode is toggle. Type it once to turn it on, and type it again to turn it off. With the charname hack: Gender is 0 or 1, hair is 0-4, face is 0-3, costume is 0-6, name is the name you desire. Yes you have to include the commas.
Example: "@charname 0, 0, 0, 0, LOLHACKERBOI"
Revive is going to cause you to get client sided ammo. Nothing i can do about that. Godmode does kinda fail. Sorry, but its a revive godmode. Sucks to be you guys. Buy private or learn to hack.
To Use: This is bold because you people have a tendency to not read things. EXTRACT THE CONTENTS OF EVERYTHING.RAR TO YOUR GUNZ FOLDER. START GUNZ NORMALLY. As gunz starts you can laugh at maiet and inform them that they are "Easy." You can also optionally suggest that gunz's mother is a prostitute.
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11/19/08 lolhax.dll (Basic) 20$
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Cheaper dll. But it rocks decently hard.
It comes with its own private bypass, that will most likely never get patched. If you release it, it might get patched, and i might stab you.
The dll is anti-leech protected. Each copy only works for 1 computer. And if you are caught trying to distribute it (trust me, its very easy to tell if someone uses your dll) the dll will cease working forever.
The required entry checks are bypassed.
Functions:
Obviously, i will change the chatcommands/hotkeys at your request. Far be it from me to stop you from typing ****yourshit to perform lawnmower.
There is a much more detailed readme that is provided when you purchase a hack or at your request.
END Key = Activates chat commands.
@charname <gender> <hair> <face> <costume> <name>
----Charname hack. Very cool.
@lawnmower
----Constant slashes, lots of them
@massives
----Constant massives, lots of them
@flipmower
----Constant flips, lots of them.
@medpen <distance>
----Distance is an integer 1-5. It just spams tofu meds in your direction at the distance you chose.
@hpmedpen <distance>
----Hp meds instead of tofu.
@apmedpen <distance>
----Ap meds.
@miragestep
----Turns you into a shadow.
@revive
----Silly version of respawn.
@rejoin
----Rejoins the room
@respawn
----Respawns you
@wallhack
----Walls no longer apply to you.
@speedhack
----Speeds you up. A lot.
@godmode
----Locks your hp at full.
@revive
----Silly version of respawn.
@rejoin
----Rejoins the room
@leave
----Leaves the game.
@respawn
----Respawns you
@1hp
----Quick way to set yourself to 1 hp.
@refill
----Quick way to refill your hp and ap.
@follower
----Follows your last attacker
@anchor
----Locks your position.
@antigravity
----Locks your z position.
@medme
----Spams your position with meds.
@medyou
----Spams you attacker with meds.
@info
----Spams stuff about the dll.
@fly
----Launches you a couple million feet in the air.
@die or /wrist
----Suicides you instantly.
@beep
----Has your motherboard beep a random song.
@invis
----Makes you invisible. You will still see you, but others won't.
@killme
----Kills you, last attacker gets the kill.
@killyou
----Kills your attacker, they have to be kinda close to you.
@spamshot
----LOLOLOLOL Spam shot guns.
@keycommands
----Turns on the following hotkeys:
--------Alt+W = Tele forward
--------Alt+S = Tele Backward
--------Alt+E = Rejoin Game
--------Alt+R = Respawn
--------Alt+V = Deplete Hp
--------Alt+F = Refill Hp
--------Alt+T = kill attacker
--------Alt+G = Kill yourself. (last attacker gets kills)
--------Numpad 1 = Tele up
--------Numpad 0 = tele down
--------Numpad 9 = massives
--------Numpad 8 = godmode
--------Numpad 7 = Lawnmower
--------Numpad 5 = Follower
--------Numpad 3 = Flipmower
Update Service:
For an additional 10$ (making a total cost of 30$), you can get this dll with update service. With this service, i will continue to send you updated dlls everytime ijji updates or patches something. I will work decently hard to make sure you can keep hacking. I will continue giving you bypasses until i run out of them. I will also try to make sure all the functions keep working.
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11/19/08 lolhax.dll (Advanced) 40$
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Yes, this is a very expensive dll. But, it rocks very hard.
It comes with its own private bypass, that will mostly likely never get patched. Granted you don't release it. If you do, well **** your shit.
The dll is anti-leech protected. Each copy only works for 1 computer. And if you are caught trying to distribute it (trust me, its very easy to tell if someone uses your dll) the dll will cease working forever.
The required entry checks are bypassed as well.
Functions:
Obviously, i will change the chatcommands/hotkeys at your request. Far be it from me to stop you from typing ****yourshit to perform lawnmower.
There is a much more detailed readme that is provided when you purchase a hack or at your request.
END Key = Activates chat commands.
Some of these toggle on/off. Each time you type it, it will go on or off.
@charname <gender> <hair> <face> <costume> <name>
----Charname hack. Lets you choose your own shit.
@autoquest
----Continually does quests without putting items up. Good for infinite bosses.
@killnpc
----Continually farms and kills npc's. Good for multiplayer quests.
@cyclequest13
----Does a cycle of page 13's and largeskull bosses. Good for level 13-25
@cyclequest25
----Does a cycle of page 25's and largeskull and mysteriousskull bosses. Good for level 25+
@lawnmower
----Constant slashes, lots of them
@massives
----Constant massives, lots of them
@flipmower
----Constant flips, lots of them.
@aimfix
----Locks your crosshair to your last attacker. Pretty ****ing awesome.
@aimbot
----Any shots you fire go to your last attacker. Also pretty ****ing awesome.
@ammo
----Infinite ammo.
@medpen <distance>
----Distance is an integer 1-5. It just spams tofu meds in your direction at the distance you chose.
@hpmedpen <distance>
----Hp meds instead of tofu.
@apmedpen <distance>
----Ap meds.
@rapeshot
----Fires all your bullets in both of your guns when you click. Quite hilarious.
@flight
----Pretty much lets you fly. Its like an infinite jump kinda.
@wallhack
----Walls no longer apply to you.
@speedhack
----Speeds you up. A lot.
@serverspam
----Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Read from a text file.
@stagespam
----Also ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Reads from a text file.
@pulsemower
----Lets you toggle your lawnmower speed with pageup/pagedown
@pulseflip
----Lets you toggle your flipmower speed.
@pulsemassives
----lets you toggle your insane massive speed.
@spawnmower
----Respawns you every 3 seconds.
@miragestep
----Turns you into a shadow.
@godmode
----Locks your hp at full.
@revive
----Silly version of respawn.
@rejoin
----Rejoins the room
@respawn
----Respawns you
@hpwall <height> <width>
----Hp meds at the center of the stage in the form of a wall with the height and width you declare.
@apwall <height> <width>
----Ap meds
@tfwall <height> <width>
----Tofu meds
@ninjajump
----Increases your jump height.
@bfhack
----Makes you slash when you block.
@flameon
----Pretty much catches you on fire.
@flameoff
----Makes you glow blue. (Its really just dashes streaming off your body)
@charge
----You charge massives when you block.
@lagtime
----When you block, you will charge massives, they will be invisible to you, but everyone else will lag horribly.
@block
----Infinite block. Removes the block timer.
@levelup
----Level up 1 level. Client sided.
@level down
----Level down 1 level. Client sided.
@subgod1
----Respawns you when your hp goes below 30.
@subgod2
----Rejoins the game when your hp goes below 30.
@invis
----Makes you invisible. You will still see you, but others won't.
@spamshot
----Jaw-dropping shot spam.
@anchor
----Locks your position.
@antigravity
----Locks your z position.
@sethp <number>
----Sets your hp to w/e number you input.
@setap <number>
----Sets your ap to w/e number you choose.
@aplock <number>
----Locks your ap to w/e number you choose.
@hplock <number>
----Locks your hp to w/e number you choose.
@heal
----Heals you over time. Kinda discreet and cool.
@medme
----Spams your position with meds.
@medyou
----Spams you attacker with meds.
@info
----Spams stuff about the dll.
@fly
----Launches you a couple million feet in the air.
@die or /wrist
----Suicides you instantly.
@beep
----Has your motherboard beep a random song.
@storeposition
----Stores your position.
@telestored
----Teleports to your stored position.
@follower
----Follows last attacker.
@ninjaflip
----Makes you flip when you jump, very cool.
@eatit
----While this is on, anyone that attacks you will die. So be careful.
@killyou
----Kills your attacker.
@1hp
----Quick way to set yourself to 1 hp.
@refill
----Quick way to refill your hp and ap.
@myhp or /myhp
----Prints your hp. If you use @ it prints it only to yourself. If you use / it shows it to everyone in the stage.
@mypos or /mypos
----Prints your position. If you use @ it prints it only to yourself. If you use / it shows it to everyone in the stage.
@stageinfo or /stageinfo
----Prints info about the stage. If you use @ it prints it only to yourself. If you use / it shows it to everyone in the stage.
@killme
----Kills you. Your last attacker gets the kill.
@leave
----Leaves the game. Just a quick way of doing it.
@switchteam
----Switches your team. It cycles through invisible team, red team, blue team, and the infamous yellow team.
@farm
----Aquires all uids in the room.
----The Following functions can be used once you've farmed:
--------@goto <name>
------------Takes you to the poor person who's name you type. Add massives for lulz.
--------@aimfix <name>
------------Locks your crosshair to the poor person that you name. Good for finding people.
--------@info <name> or /info <name>
------------Prints info about the person you name. /info makes the info appear to everyone. @info makes it appear only to you.
--------@med <name>
------------Meds the person that you name.
@autofarm
----Does farm for you every 3 minutes.
@google define:<word> or /google define:<word>
----Prints the definition of the word you name. @ makes it appear only to you and / makes it appear to everyone.
@youtube <search> or /youtube <search>
----Goes to and plays the first video it finds on youtube. It also outputs a link to other people or yourself, depending on if you use @ or /.
@akick <yourname>
----Antikick. Makes sure you can't get kicked.
@keycommands
----Turns on the following hotkeys:
--------Alt+W = Tele forward
--------Alt+S = Tele Backward
--------Alt+E = Rejoin Game
--------Alt+R = Respawn
--------Alt+F = Refill Hp
--------Alt+V = Deplete Hp
--------Alt+T = kill attacker
--------Alt+G = Kill yourself. (last attacker gets kills)
--------Numpad 1 = Tele up
--------Numpad 0 = tele down
--------Numpad 9 = massives
--------Numpad 8 = godmode
--------Numpad 7 = Lawnmower
--------Numpad 6 = Aimbot 2nd weapon to last attacker.
--------Numpad 2 = Aimbot 1st weapon to last attacker.
--------Numpad 4 = Aimfix your crosshair to last attacker.
--------Numpad 5 = Follower
--------Numpad 3 = Flipmower
--------Press Right Click and Left Click at the same time to fire all your bullets at once.
Update Service:
For an additional 10$ (making a total cost of 50$), you can get this dll with update service. With this service, i will continue to send you updated dlls everytime ijji updates or patches something. I will work decently hard to make sure you can keep hacking. I will continue giving you bypasses until i run out of them. I will also try to make sure all the functions keep working.
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How To Buy It/Notes
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To buy this dll, contact me in one of the following ways:
MSN (Mirageofpenguins@hotmail.com)
AIM (mirageofpenguins)
xFire (mirageofpenguins)
Gamerzplanet irc channel (#thevoid)
I'm only doing real time sales here. So, yea you have to talk to me via a messenger. If i'm not on, you have to wait. Sorry.
DONT WORRY IM FRIENDLY.
You will be paying first. The dll of your choice will be sent to you almost immediately after puchase. I'm only doing paypal. If you do decide to reverse the payment simply to scam me, your dll will stop working, and uhh i'll probably do some hurtful things to your computer. If you reverse the payment for an actual reason, such as the dll not working for you, i more than likely won't care. But, your dll will still stop working entirely(if it worked in the first place and you were just lying, etc)
Yes, i'm only doing money. No "interesting" offers accepted. Don't offer me your car/soul/girlfriend. No gifts on gunz either. I don't even really play the game. Also, don't ask for a cheaper dll with "only <hack here>" I'm only selling them as they are. Nothing more, nothing less.
I have the right to refuse to sell to you for any reason i deem necessary.
Like mentioned above, the dlls will get patched if gunz updates. They are not auto updating. This is done as a fail safe in the event something does get leeched/leaked. However, for the additional cost of 10$ on either of the dlls, i will continue to update the dll and send it to you each time ijji patches/updates/has anal sex. For those 10$ i will try very very hard to keep you hacking. I will continue giving you bypasses until i run out of them, and i'll try very hard to keep all the fucntions working. If you do not get the update service, and your dll gets patched, and you whine about it. I'll pretty much just laugh at you.
Also mentioned above, the dlls have anti-leech. They only work for 1 person. If you are caught attempting to share it, your dll will stop working, and you will lose your update serivce as well. (Trust me, because of the way the anti-leech works, i will know quite easily if you try something)
You can contact me for any problems you experience, and i will do my best to resolve them. And if i can't make the dll work for you, you will get a refund. Don't do a chargeback, those are gay. I will refund you.
If you want to see a demo of the dll, i can arrange that too. Simply ask for one. And i will show off in game. I'm pretty good at showing off.
You don't have the right to know what i do with your money (i'm buying crack, lots of it).
I won't use any info i obtain for you for any unlawful practice. But, remember you are hacking, and i am not responsible if you get banned.
For any questions you might have about the private dlls:
Contact Me: Addresses listed above.
Contact Xeffar: MSN: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
He cannot sell the dlls as he does not have access to the anti-leech database. But he scripted close to half of the dlls, and he knows what hes doing. So listen to him.
For any questions you might have about hacking in general: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
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Credits
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Sv3nt3k - Testing, testing, and more testing. Almost 100% of the testing.
Mirage - About 50% of the coding. Did som hardcore maths (Aimfix).
HitachiHex - About 20% of the coding. Taught me shit.
Xeffar - About 30% of the coding. As well as writing the public dll. Did the hardcore maths (Aimfix).
Lone222 - About 5% of the coding.
x1nixmzeng - About 5% of the coding. Taught me shit.
Pilfer - Anti-Leech. Letting me use his website as a personal storage.
ScaryMonster - Taught me shit. I stole a few ideas from him.
KingHellz - Nothing really, but thanks for taking it like a champ when i randomly ban you while raging.
Taka - Purely for the entertainment value.
Vincent - Kinda helped with the anti-leech
KG - Testing
Koala - Testing
Brock - Testing
Yes, there is 110% coding. We're badass like that.
If you don't thank me, you're a communist.
Rock,
Mirage
P.S. You people seem to think that Xeffar or myself care what you think about us selling dlls. We don't. Just clearing that up.
P.S.S. There's a rumor going around that Sv3nt3k is homosexual. This rumor is entirely false.
I'll be posting a video of the hack's functions from the Advanced DLL, much like a teaser to know what each does and how ultimately fun it could be.
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As long as he didn't screw up my code too badly, then yes.
Nigga please. I had to recode it. FROM SCRATCH SON.
But yea, I didn't get to test it. So, i MAY have ****ed up.
Though that is unlikely seeing as how i rock.
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